(Source: sizvideos, via isabeauigraines)

official-plagueknight:

THIS IS MY AESTHETIC 

(Source: fedoraaura, via anniekon)

vriskasercket:

get out me car

vriskasercket:

get out me car

(via furifuritchi)

demosexual:

i did it

(via pantskit)

skyphoi:

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(Source: vinebox, via towblerone)

lauren-jauregui:

pashmere:

omfg this gif is the answer for everything

"how are you?"

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"did you get a good grade?"

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"how’s your romantic life?"

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how’s ronaldo doing in the world cup so far?

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(via vaniri)

spacetwinks:

woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we’re halfway there WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH we’re halfway there! take my hand, we’re halfway there woaAHHHHhhOH we’re halfway there

(via tennantbutt)

spiritdick:

I want to know why

spiritdick:

I want to know why

(Source: ahlistoquevillero, via safety-officer-barto)

harrygilmore:

that’s ok mum

harrygilmore:

that’s ok mum

(via peterjsonquills)

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

(via jesssepinkman)

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

(via pooping)

dontbeanassbutt:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

iamtonysexual:

sherlock-mania:

remember-pants-terezi:

heyxkids:

YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD

FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU

ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME

I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER

H E L P

Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can

what have you done

We think in concepts

Concepts have no volume

Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.

whoa there socrates

(Source: frenchy--fries, via spectretloak)

  • House phone: *rings*
  • Me: nah

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

(via egberts)